Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said: "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost
seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said: "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said: "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass
and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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