How funjabi can you become ;) ?

How funjabi can you become ;) ?

He is sooo funjabi ...

* He thought a hockey defender was a refund.
* He thought Gurdass mann was a CD for FATS.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' he wrote 'Sagittarius.'

He was sooooo funjabi...

* He took the ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* He sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on his job application, he put 'Hooked on Crickit'

He was sooooooo funjabi...

* He studied for a blood test.
* He sold the car for petrol money.
* When he went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' he turned around and went home

How much more funjabi can this get ?

* When he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
* He thought if he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
* He thought that he could not use his AM radio in the evening.
* He had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which he thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

This is too funjabi to handle...

He thinks BSNL is the ONLY phone company that provides internet. period.

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No offense, punjabi mates ! (we're all indians, sometimes you guys pull our legs, at other times, we pull yours) hehe !