How to get a refund ?

Sally went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for
the toaster she bought because it won't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on "special sale."

Suddenly, Sally throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

A crowd is beginning to form. The manager is called.

He asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" Sally explained the problem with the toaster,
and he repeats that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, Sally throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd.

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?

In a huff, Sally says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.


PS note guys, it won't work for you so don't get any ideas