Next time you go to the movies, keep your eye out for extra information that you can pick up about every day events. These jokes have a strange but true ring to them.
Unexpected Knowledge Gained From the Movies
1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
4) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
5) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom still still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
7) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
8) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9) All phone numbers in the universe start with 555
10) You can always find a parking spot right in front of the building you are going to
11) If the person is a bad guy they will die instantly when struck by a bullet anywhere on their body. A good guy can take at least 4-2500 bullets and will survive to meet his super-model lover in the hospital.
12) When a single guy is looking for a woman, he doesn't have to mess with sorting through the ugly and fat chicks, they are only seen for a few brief seconds, and who would when you have supermodels your age living on both sides of your house.
13) Guns don't actually HAVE to be reloaded, but when you are between killings, you might as well because it looks cool
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