The Lie Detector

One day John came home
with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot
that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that
afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home
from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2
hours late getting home?" asked John.

"Several of us went to
the library to work on an extra credit project," said
Tommy.

The robot walked
around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely
out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie
detector, now tell us where
you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and
watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around
to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his
chair.

With his lip
quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am
sorry I lied. We really
watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son,"
said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked
around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked
him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,

"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be
too mad with Tommy. After all,
he is your son!"

The robot walked
around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.


edit: (looks like I already posted it earlier, but what the heck... it's a good joke ;) )

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ROFLs